Tralalabala

Im a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politcally, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
Ive been uplinked and downloaded, Ive been inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. Im a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gibyte in a nanosecond.
Im new wave, but Im old school. Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradeble. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyber, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time, Im radioactive.
Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. Im on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. Im in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. Im a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You cant shut me up, you cant dumb me down, cause Im tireless, and Im wireless. Im an alpha male on beta blockers.
Im a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. Im a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurly post-traumatic.
But Im feeling, Im caring, Im healing, Im sharin supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. Im gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a mestore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. Im tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital ted, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
Ive been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. Im a rude dude, but Im the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jivin and groovin, wailin and winnin. I dont snooze, so I dont lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. Im hangin in, there aint no doubt, and Im hangin tough, over and out.